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Blood - Disco Dracula
Disco
+ Dracula + Crazy German guy = Hot Blood. You do the math.
This
was an album, "soul-ly" purchased for it's cover (like all albums
on VinylCheese). Hey, you can't blame us if we actually ended up
liking it can you?
Upon
first listen, the soaring string stylings remind one of that chase
scene from a C.H.I.P.'s episode (you know the one). But on closer
inspection a certain sinister impression is left. Low down dirty
grooves to really keep your rump bumpin'. Female back up singers
straight off a Disco Tex and the Sexolettes slice and a crazy
German guy who sounds suspiciously like the count from Sesame
Street singing cryptic titles like: Sex Me, Blackmail, Baby
Frankie Stein, Soul Dracula, Terror on the Dance Floor and Even
Vampires Fall in Love. Vampires may not have souls but Hot Blood
definitely have soul.
Um...
excuse me, but your teeth are in my neck.
Here's
my question...when vampires feed, why do they always end up covered
in blood? When I eat, I don't end up covered in bismarks and Yoo-Hoo©.
And
another thing, how could a vampire live in a graveyard when crosses
make them cringe and fling their capes over their eyes?
Before
listening to this song, be certain to surround your self with plenty
of crosses and garlic...remember...even watermelons
can become vampires. (It's true, see for yourself)
In
all it's bloodsucking glory we bring you...Soul
Dracula.
Muuuuhuuuwaaahaaahaaa
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