Schneider - Now or Never
another in our long list of celebrity records than never should
have been. This album was made in 1981 during his career as Beaureguard
"Bo" Duke on The Duke Of Hazzard. We don't care how many records
John Schneider has put out (11) they're all BAD! Will anyone ever
really be able to take him seriously?
Sheep to Shepard, you got yer ears on?
you know that he has a
website and he's selling Dodge Chargers (almost as cool as the
one above) for $30,000 each? Maybe, since the show raped the world
of more than 300 Dodge Chargers, they're so rare that they're actually
With all the work that went into his make up and photo airburshing,
couldn't he have tweezed his eyebrows just a little? Or maybe it
was meant to counterbalance his frosty looking lips and Farrah Fawcett
This album features no songs written by Mr. Schneider. You may be
wondering, are these songs good? NO. Are these songs bad? NO. Are
these songs intensly un-interesting? YES!!! This album is full of
lame attempts at heartwarming songs. The title track was also covered
by Elvis (I guess lame performers think alike). Unlike Elvis, John
actually went on to write some of his own music, so we respect him
a little more than Elvis, but that's not saying much.
Peep to Lost Sheep, you boys out there?
much we hate his music, we do appreciate a good TV show, and we
thank him for that.
featured song is: Still written by Lionell Ritchie Jr. This is the
re-mix version done by The Animated Gifs called Still
(all this itchin is makin me scratch mix).