The Great Kat
the first time ever, our VinylCheese pick is a CD. I suppose technically
it should be PlasticCheese, but that's just semantics.
it's not Dee Snider of Twisted Sister, it's The Great Kat, a sexy
metal goddess bathed in blood and providing us with pure, 100% unadulterated
did a lot to destroy people's perception of classical music, but
this one takes it one step further. You would think that anyone
with an iota of common sense would realize that recording a Speed
Metal version of Vivaldi's Four Seasons would be a bad idea. How
could that possibly be anything other than fodder for us here at
VC? Well, it's worse that anyone could have imagined! The screeching
violins make this "piece" sound like a barn dance ho-down
on turbocharged super speed.
here at VinylCheese have made it a new life goal to host an annual
hay-romping barn dance. The Great Kat's version of The Four Seasons
will be first on the playlist. Stomp yer boots and swing yer blood
soaked, S&M clad girl! Yeee-Haaaa!
have to pose this question; would this even exist if it wasn't done
by a scantily clad blood drenched woman? Would Dee Snider get away
with slaughtering classical masterpieces? We say NO! His chest wouldn't
look anywhere near as good covered in blood.
but not least, we have to ponder; would someone who supposedly graduated
with honors from Juilliard (the Great Kat) use the word "Splurt"
in a lyric? Again, we say no.
anyone is interested in helping to organize the first annual Hay-Romping
VinylCheese Barn Dance, please get in touch
to "Vivaldi's Four Seasons"
by The Great Kat