Rudy Ray Moore Christmas Album - Merry Christmas, Baby
to the very last VinylCheese feature of the MILLENNIUM! 1000 years
of VinylCheese, who knew?
year's very special -limited edition- "Christmas Classic" is best
described as lewd, lascivious and plain old raunchy. Just right
for the Holiday gathering at Grandma's.
when you were young and your family would all gather around to decorate
the Christmas tree nude and listen to an Uncle tell tales of Santa
fucking Hurricane Annie while the coolest grooves came from the
turntable? OK, neither do we, but it sound's great, doesn't it?
Our favorite part of this whole fantasy is thinking about our cousins
and aunts adorning their totally naked bodies with the ribbons used
to wrap the Christmas presents. Nice. There's a vision that could
cause serious impairment on anyone.
feature, performed by "The Godfather of Rap", xxx-rated comedian,
Dolemite himself, 70s blaxploitation actor extraordinaire, Mr. Rudy
Ray Moore, was probably released sometime in the early 70s, when
both The Sexual Revolution and Black Power were
both well underway. We haven't decided if this album was actually
a step forward or a back for either movement however. If there is
one thing that this album certainly proves is that spoken rhyme
to music was happening long before Insane Clown Posse completely
bastardized the world of Rap Music with their (unoriginal) blend
of Rap/Metal and then went on to "think" they were some kind of
professional wrestlers. Yeah, right.
his rendition of T'was The Night Before
Sensitive viewers and young children, cover yer ears 'cuz Brutha
Rudy Ray is in da house!
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