- Thunder on the Tundra
VinylCheese by storm, with the power of an Ice Viking and the Fury
of a Thunderstorm, we feature Thor. Does Thor do this alone? Oh
no...he's backed by the Rock Goddess "Pantera" for his 1984 release
"Thunder on the Tundra". Yes kiddies, this is our first seven inch
picture disc on VinylCheese...and deservedly so. After all, Thor
looks just like...uh...hmmm...well...he looks just like....a guy
who's name is Thor.
like to take this time to let you know that the color behind the
image is taken directly from the color of Thor's nipple. No lie.
Feel sick yet? Just wait...there's more. There's the music.
rocks. Rocks like...hmmm...uh...well...someone named Thor has to
rock. Like he's got a choice. Brandishing a huge rubber sword and
adorned with even bigger rubber spikes, we have to wonder, what
would Sigmund Freud think? Meanwhile, our lovely lass "Pantera"
resembles a 1980s vision of what a futuristic roller derby skater
would look like, carrying a big rubber sword.
music evokes images of a large, powerful man with a red beard and
eyes of lightning with a ferocious appearance. One can imagine him
being a popular protector of both gods and humans against the forces
evokes images of a thunderstorm, while Thor is riding through the
heavens on his chariot pulled by the goats Gap-Tooth and Tooth Grinder.
And I bet you lightning will flash everytime he throws his hammer
at his mortal enemies. Did you know that Thor wears a secret magic
belt, hockey shoulder pads, huge rubber spikes and carries a big
rubber sword which doubles his already considerable strength. We
figured you didn't.
is named after him.
know you are dying to hear this weeks featured track Thunder
on the Tundra.
please, go and wash yourself.