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Thor - Thunder on the Tundra

Taking VinylCheese by storm, with the power of an Ice Viking and the Fury of a Thunderstorm, we feature Thor. Does Thor do this alone? Oh no...he's backed by the Rock Goddess "Pantera" for his 1984 release "Thunder on the Tundra". Yes kiddies, this is our first seven inch picture disc on VinylCheese...and deservedly so. After all, Thor looks just like...uh...hmmm...well...he looks just like....a guy who's name is Thor.

We'd like to take this time to let you know that the color behind the image is taken directly from the color of Thor's nipple. No lie. Feel sick yet? Just wait...there's more. There's the music.

Thor rocks. Rocks like...hmmm...uh...well...someone named Thor has to rock. Like he's got a choice. Brandishing a huge rubber sword and adorned with even bigger rubber spikes, we have to wonder, what would Sigmund Freud think? Meanwhile, our lovely lass "Pantera" resembles a 1980s vision of what a futuristic roller derby skater would look like, carrying a big rubber sword.

Thor's music evokes images of a large, powerful man with a red beard and eyes of lightning with a ferocious appearance. One can imagine him being a popular protector of both gods and humans against the forces of evil.

No wait....

He evokes images of a thunderstorm, while Thor is riding through the heavens on his chariot pulled by the goats Gap-Tooth and Tooth Grinder. And I bet you lightning will flash everytime he throws his hammer at his mortal enemies. Did you know that Thor wears a secret magic belt, hockey shoulder pads, huge rubber spikes and carries a big rubber sword which doubles his already considerable strength. We figured you didn't.

Thursday is named after him.

We know you are dying to hear this weeks featured track Thunder on the Tundra.

Now, please, go and wash yourself.


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