From The Womb
This weeks featured Cheese O' The Week goes to Lullaby
From The Womb by Dr. Hajime Murooka.
is literally what they play in the deepest, darkest pits of hell
while Steven King's "IT" clown is administering glaucoma tests to
heathen souls, while strapped to a cervix couch with syrupy, buttery
french toast slapped on your neck, all the while, having flannel
jammies stretched across your Vick's Vapo-Rub chest. Seriously.
unique listening environment for the newborn baby - designed to
calm and soothe through the actual recorded sounds of a mother's
body beat and caressing music by the world's favorite composers."
reality, the only thing this album could truly bring to your child
is severe trauma and humonstrous therapy bills for years to come.
If this is what babies really hear in a mother's womb, it would
explain why people are so incredibly fucked up.
only possible explanation for this album is that it was released
by SATAN himself. Proof: See the back cover features a naked
crying baby and a happy sleeping clothed baby. Symbolizing mankind
pre-eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge/unhappy and naked
verses mankind post-eating the fruit of the tree of knowledge/happy
and clothed. No lie.
an introduction like that, how could you resist? Relax and indulge
your senses in
"Sounds of the Main Artery and Veins of
We didn't make this title up. Honest.