The Cheese of Life

Virtual Ventriloquism

Part 2 Ventriloquist & Farfel The Dog




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Farfel starts-

• And I'm _______, Boy, oh boy, you sure are an ugly looking dog, Farfel.
• I was only kidding. But where did you get those long floppy ears. they're abominable.
• did you stay up late last night?
• What was it about?
• I saw a movie all about a gang of thieves who stole everything out of a supermarket.
• everything but the soaps.
• Well, how would YOU get rid of acid indigestion?
• Well, anyway, Farfel, I'll bet you're a fine watch dog.
• Well, then what kind of dog are you?
• Spitz?
• Some on, what kind of dog are you, really?
• You don't look like a police dog.
• Farfel, please be serious.
• Can you prove it?
• What for?
• Farfel, you are the silliest dog I've ever seen.
• Now don't insult me in from of this nice audience.
• There's a little boy here who's afraid you might bite.
• That's what I told them. What do you think of little children?
• Farfel, behave yourself of I'll have to send you home. By the way, where do you live?
• But where is it?
• Hickory and Dickory? Where's that?
• Farfel, can you do anything beside tell corny jokes?
• What did you say?
• I still didn't hear you.
• I'm sorry, would you sing something for us today?
• All right. (sing any note).
• That's terrible.
• (Sing note again).
• I didn't hear any song.
• Never mind.
• Is that so?
• Why don't you just say goodbye to the people?

Part 3 Ventriloquist, Danny O'Day & Farfel The Dog