The Cheese of Life

Virtual Ventriloquism

Part 1 Ventriloquist & Danny O'Day




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Danny O'Day starts-

• My name is _____ and I want you to say hello to our audience.
• Just say "hello," that's enough.
• Now, don't be fresh Danny.
• All right. Now what do you think of this audience?
• Danny, don't embarrass me. You mustn't call him bald.
• One more remark like that and we'll be in trouble.
• I'd better change the subject. Let's talk about school.
• Come back here. (pull him back). What do you like most about school?
• Danny...
• Danny...
• Will you stop this foolishness?
• I'm trying to talk about school.
• Is your school nice?
• That's nice.
• That's ridiculous. They don't have mice in the school basement. Certainly not BIG mice.
• You must be kidding me.
• Well, that's better.
• How about your teacher?
• how rich is she?
• Where does she live?
• You're kidding me again. She's not rich.
• Cows? Do they give milk?
• That's impossible
• Now, you're being silly. I wish you'd spend more time on your homework instead of making up these silly stories.
• I caught you that time. I heard you spent all yesterday afternoon playing the pin-ball machines.
• What do you mean?
• What did the sign say?
• Oh, for goodness sake.
• Danny, you'll never amount to anything if you don't do your school work.
• Doesn't you conscience keep you from doing these bad things?
• Promise me you'll get your homework done early today.
• Remember, the early bird gets the worm.
• I said, the early bird gets the worm.
• Say goodbye to everybody.

Part 2 Ventriloquist & Farfel The Dog